Let me just cry into my Stanley Cup.
more like then puberty happened.
if you ever get really embarrassed just remember that mitt romney prepared a victory speech and launched his official presidential website before the election was over and that motherfucker lost and now he’s fallen off the face of the earth out of shame
man a large pizza barely feeds a family of me
planting flaming bags of dog shit on the doorstep of Wells Fargo Center as we speak
accurate representation of my life